I finally figured out what's wrong with my life.
Today, I got two emails. One said that said that if I forwarded the message, I would get good luck. The other said that if I didn't forward the message, my life would be awful for days to come.
After I deleted the messages, I realized that I never forward any messages like that. I haven't forwarded any of them for years. No wonder I never have any luck! No wonder I have awful days!
I apologize to my friends and family (and anyone dumb enough to give me his or her email address). I am going to fill your inbox until good luck comes my way and I have no bad days.
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